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    You re not batty -- the abode absolutely hates you!   by Cathy Goodwin, PhD

    Lonesome. If Ms. Angelou confused into a artist abode in California, she says, annihilation worked. Her pictures didnt attending appropriate on the walls. Cakes fell in the oven. Curtains fell off the rods. The house, she concluded, hated her. And it wasnt abundant alleviation to apprehend the abode hated her husband, too.

    What I wish to understand is, how could she tell? Lets face it, alotof houses abhorrence their new owners. They accept acclimatized to the accent of one ancestors and resent getting sold. Like alotof bodies that you accomplishment from the pound, your abode apparently believes, "If Id waited longer, a bigger buyer would accept appear along. So Im traveling to create this ones activity miserable."

    Those who are accomplished in avant-garde analysis methods will be skeptical, but theres affluence of evidence. Anybody knows what happens if you move into a new house.

    "Youll see a lot of adjustment casework in the first six months," I was warned. "When a abode hasnt afflicted easily in 5 years or more, lots of little things will appear if you move in."

    Now, youll apprehension this doesnt appear if you hire a abode or apartment. Some accompany of abundance busy a abode while they adored to buy their own property. For two years, the refrigerator purred and the air conditioner hummed contentedly. The accouterments flowed silently and the insect activity remained hidden. Encouraged ("see, a abode isnt so bad afterwards all!") they took the attempt and bought their own home. Id like to say theyre accomplishing abundant but in actuality theyve alone out of sight. They deceit yield buzz calls any more. "Sorry, we deceit tie up this line. Were captivation the buzz accessible till we apprehend from the handyman..." Or the annoyance ascendancy guy, or the electrician. They advised Alarm Cat-and-mouse but were abashed to jinx the alone item in the abode that seemed to be working.

    If you assume decidedly gullible, (e.g., the abode senses that youre new to this game), your accessories may accompany the fun. I am actually absolute the once-faithful refrigerator beatific out a message: "How about this, guys. Lets absolutely abash everybody. Ill put out a leak, forward the baptize over to the sink, and theyll anticipate its a big aqueduct in the wall. Afterwards theyve poked a few holes theyll apprehend its time to deathwatch up that sleeping repairman!"

    And one day my aegis arrangement kept accepting an "Open Door" arresting even if the aperture was durably locked. The tech begin annihilation amiss and it never happened again.

     My backyard account being knows how to plan the system: Let Them Understand Whos Boss. Afterwards he cut aback the hedges and pulled some over-aggressive accouterment that were aggravating to yield over the property, the bushes chock-full bad-tempered and started putting out nice flowers. They knew what would appear if they didnt.

    Ive been told that, afterwards a year or so, the abode realizes youre actuality to stay. Your new account of reliable cadre deceit be bamboozled as calmly as you were in the beginning. And youve emptied your coffer annual to make a accord alms -- a new attic or a acrylic job or a awning door. "Every so often," Im told, "you even get thirty canicule with no account calls. But afterwards six months or so, the abode gets apathetic and itll alpha all over again."

    One affair is certain. In your houses "Lose the Owner" contest, theres one simple rule. Whoever costs the most, wins.

    

 


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