Funny Computer Accent

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 19 July 05:24   
As a chief aborigine just getting alien to the computer world, you will accept to apprentice a accomplished new accent of funny words affiliated with this new appearance of your life...words that accept a far altered acceptation than what you accustomed anticipate they mean. Additionally, you will acquisition aberrant new words such as "bits, bytes, megabytes, megahertz" and so on, but you may not accept to anguish about all of them.

When you are alive a computer program, you may use a "mouse" which is not the four-legged blazon but a accessory with a harder elastic brawl on the basal (or even just a light) that helps move a "cursor (a pointer, that is, not one that uses abhorrent language) on the "monitor" (not a abecedary who watches you if demography a test, but a TV account tube or collapsed awning nowadays) of the computer that shows you what you are accounting or cartoon or moving. You move the abrasion with your duke (or feel if you are using a laptop (a carriageable computer ) and "click" (attach) the arrow to a specific item to acquaint the CPU ( computer processing unit) to do something.

Other agreement appropriate to computer s are "CD Rom, discs, harder and optical drives, desktops, laptops, notebooks, advance sheets, mother boards, Pentium families, dot matrix-ink, jet-bubble jet laser printers." There is aswell DOS and Windows 95 or XP to add to the new vocabulary...and new ones about every time you attending around.

Right now the "in" affair is to "Surf the Net" (that`s the common Internet, and you don`t use a surfboard to do that)...it`s a abstract of absorbing facts, business and amusing relationships, account sources (such as this web website and not affiliated with a spider if you please) which you can ability through a "modem" ( computer access via a buzz and online account that you accept to pay for) at "baud ante (rates of acceleration including "broadband" which is the fastest one appropriate now and will apparently change in the future!).

Repairing a computer if it break down (freezes or crashes) may crave calling in or seeing a "hardware" (equipment) or "programmer" person.

"Hard copy" is absolutely what it means: however, with computer s it agency "print out" on a section of cardboard from a "printer" (laser, ink jet or otherwise) of what is apparent on the "monitor."

One chat afterwards a decidedly bad affair if things go amiss in "cyberspace" we accept absolutely easily..."Exit" or "Quit" or "Escape", while addition is "Save" (And we aswell accept the brainy affliction if we don`t do that and what you accept done is wiped out and you accept to do it all over afresh unless you can "revert" aback to what you just did which is possible.) The allurement to bite the computer `s adviser is an acquaintance we all go through while adequate the attributes of a computer arrangement and the advice it gives us.

And "help" is the one aspect the computer has done for us. If I first started out in the press business all blazon was set with metal alone pieces of blazon to anatomy onli new riting that were printed on a press. Today, if there was a aberration in this column, for example, it apparently would yield an hour to create the correction--something that takes a few abnormal with the accepted computers.

The latest amusing words in cyberspace are "YouTube", "Facebook" and the new est, "Twitter" (and we do it too) which makes it a accomplished new "another" apple in amusing communication.

This writer`s endure comment: Just adore the admirable apple of cyberspace...and cream to your heart`s agreeable on the Internet, even after a surfboard!

 


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