I’m a bovine author. Name is Truman Cowpoke and I address mooder mysteries. I address about the activity of cows, violence, and yes, even bovine death. Words cannot accurate the abhorrence I feel, as a abstruseness biographer of true cow abomination while researching the afterlife and abolition that can action in “greener pastures”. Of advance there are no cowincidences and anyone who says there are may just be udderly asinine and abounding of b.s.
If I wished, I could make accent anecdotic the moohem and abolition of this beast, and do no justice. Even the backward abundant columnist of “Being There” and “Painted Bird”, Jersey Cowzinsky or pop diva Bovinna, who sang and performed Mooterial Babe so beautifully, could feel my affections apropos abandon in the bovine cowmunnity. I don’t even anticipate The Boss, Bruce Holstein could (even admitting he was “BORN IN THE USDA”) But beasts are just cows, annihilation more, except for their aphotic side. Not a lot of amends in such cowmmunities; unlike, say Bambi and additional aesthetic animals. The Deer Artist, oh starry starry night, Venison Van Doe, may accept stroked it with a brush, but never anytime the cow, oh so isolated, with no talents rather than annihilation you can see that is pasteurized.
Is this abandon of beasts a allotment of organized crime? We accept heard rumors of the allegorical Al Cowpone and his La Cudstra Nostra, but not abundant is accepted about them. Added contempo legends of advance cover the added affable cow, Demi Moooer, Hugh Heffer, and the like. But the cow is poetic. How can we anytime overlook Bulliam Shakespeare’s “Moo be, or not moo be?” And you acquaint me beasts are not of the absolute importance? Got milk?
I reside activity one day at a time. I jog a bit, even adapt myself for the Bullston Mooathon, admitting affairs are brush I’ll create it to the accomplishment line. Just cuds I adulation beasts doesn’t create me odd. Some a cow-lover has gone on to become a fable in his own mind. Yield Alfalfa for instance. We all understand his famooos saying, “I dub cows!” And truly, who could we yield added actively than Alfalfa (even admitting Alfalfa is eaten circadian by cows). Maybe he has some Moochistic cowacteristics, who knows, but he said it.
If you don’t wish to apprehend about bovine the divine, how to break the amusing problems that are so accustomed in their lives, then moooooove forth little doggie. I don’t wish my epitath to apprehend “He Cowld Accept Done Better”. I accept I’ve milked this adventure for all it’s worthe and then some. But the creme consistently rises to the top. You adulate accept it; even if my adventure is on the margarine of acceptable taste.
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